😤 SciBerC 😤

Sciberc the Mischievous III: The Great Stuff Stomach

Sciberc was back. This time? He wasn’t hungry for friends—he was hungry for their stuff.

Why?

“Revenge,” Sciberc said dramatically. “For being yelled at. And because I can.”

Chapter One: Enigma’s Vanishing Files

Enigma the clever fox was compiling his riddles into a neat little book titled “Confuse and Amuse: 999 Brainbreakers.” He had drafts, notes, USB drives, even a tiny laptop...

Which all mysteriously vanished overnight.

“...Sciberc.” Enigma growled, noticing cat paw prints near his desk.

Sciberc sat smugly on the windowsill.

“What’s red, white, and swallowed whole?”

Enigma blinked.

“...My manuscript.”
“Correct,” Sciberc purred.

Chapter Two: Anxis and the Cord Catastrophe

Anxis the bunny had cords. So many cords. Charging cords, backup cords, cable ties, surge protectors. She needed order in her life.

But today? Tangled chaos. Chewed USB-C. Swallowed lightning cables. A HDMI cord trailed into Sciberc’s mouth.

“S-Sciberc?! That was a certified adapter!”

He burped and smirked.

“Your anxiety tastes like plastic and sadness.”

Anxis whimpered into her cordless void.

Chapter Three: Les Loses His Comforts

Les the turtle liked peace. He had a slow, calming jazz playlist, a memory foam blanket, a cup warmer that hummed.

Gone.

All gone.

Sciberc lounged in a pile of them, tail swaying.

“These are soft,” Sciberc said, mid-slurp of Les’s favorite pillow.

Les blinked slowly.

“You stole my entire vibe.”
“Vibes are for sharing,” Sciberc said through a mouthful of throw rug.

Chapter Four: Crog’s Croak Crisis

Crog the frog had important music files. She was composing her magnum opus—“Symphony of the Swamp.”

She went to her lily-pad music corner… only to find it empty.

“Where’s my MIDI keyboard?!”

Sciberc appeared in the doorway, hiccuping. A piano key stuck out of his teeth.

“It’s in D minor now,” he said, perfectly on pitch.

Crog lunged.

Chapter Five: Kitsune’s Archive Annihilation

Kitsune the fox spirit had scrolls, charms, forbidden PDFs, and one very ancient flash drive that glowed when plugged in.

“Touch any of this,” she warned, “and I’ll curse your whiskers off.”

Sciberc waited until she was meditating.

When she opened her eyes... her shelves were bare.

“...You didn’t.”

He burped gently.

“Ancient knowledge tastes like dust and bad passwords.”

Chapter Six: The Confrontation

All five friends stormed into the living room where Sciberc lay belly-up, bloated, smug.

Enigma snarled.

Anxis cried.

Les blinked mournfully.

Crog looked ready to explode.

Kitsune’s tails were twitching dangerously.

“You ate everything!” Kitsune roared.
“That was important stuff!” Enigma barked.
“I have nothing to charge my phone with!” Anxis squeaked.

Sciberc blinked slowly.

“I am a cat,” he said.
“That’s not an excuse!” they all yelled.

Epilogue: The Resolution (Sort Of)

Sciberc sighed, stretched, and looked at them sincerely.

“Look… maybe I went too far.”

Everyone leaned in.

“I’ll... try to chew less next week.”

Everyone leaned back.

“You’re impossible,” Kitsune snapped.
“But charming,” Sciberc winked.

There was no getting their stuff back. But they eventually forgave him.

Mostly.

They now hide their valuables in a Sciberc-proof safe.

He’s tried to eat that too.

Buhaha :3

Column 3

~~~

SciBerC 2025