Sciberc 4: Frustration, Felines, and Foolery
Chapter One: “Say It.”
“Say it,” growled Sciberc, nose-to-nose with Crog.
“Say what, Sciberc?” she blinked, confused.
“That I’m a boy cat! A masculine, handsome, definitely not gender-confused BOY CAT!”
Crog scratched her head.
“I mean, I thought you were just… Sciberc. You know. Chaos with whiskers.”
“THAT’S NOT AN ANSWER!” he yowled, tail puffed like a haunted duster.
Chapter Two: The Friends Plot
Word spread fast.
Sciberc was on a validation rampage.
Enigma sipped tea.
“We should prank him.”
Anxis hesitated.
“But he’s scary when he’s upset…”
Les blinked slowly.
“It’s worth it.”Kitsune smirked.
“Let’s gaslight him into thinking he’s a girl cat.”Crog giggled.
“Or a salamander.”The plan was on.
Chapter Three: Prank Parade
- Crog gave Sciberc a pink frilly collar labeled “Miss Whiskers 2025”.
“It’s a limited edition, girlboss.”- Anxis rewired his meow-activated food bowl to only respond to “Scibette.”
- Enigma replaced his reflection with a hologram of a sassy cat in heels.
- Les edited his Wikipedia page. “Sciberc – Known for drama, naps, and her elegant fur.”
- Kitsune enchanted his litter box to meow “YAS QUEEN” every time he used it.
Chapter Four: Sciberc’s Meltdown
He stormed through the house wearing the frilly collar, shrieking:
“I AM A MANLY MAN CAT! I PEED WITH DIGNITY!”He stood on the table.
“I AM NOT CUTE. I AM TERRIFYING. A NIGHTMARE IN FUR. I DEMAND JUSTICE!”Then he fainted dramatically onto the rug.
Chapter Five: Revenge Goes Too Far
Sciberc snapped.
- He deleted Enigma’s riddle folder.
- He put furballs in Les’s tea.
- He replaced Anxis’s white noise machine with his own screeching.
- He flushed Kitsune’s scrolls.
- He turned Crog’s microphone into a chew toy.
“YOU WANNA MOCK ME? THEN TASTE THE WRATH OF THE BOY CAT!”
Chapter Six: Containment Protocol
Everyone had enough.
With a group effort and a tuna trail trap, they shoved Sciberc into his crate.
He clawed dramatically at the bars.
“I’M INNOCENT! I WAS BORN WITH FURY! THIS IS OPPRESSION!”“You’re not coming out,” Kitsune said flatly, “until you apologize.”“Never!”…
Six hours later.
“Okay I’m sorry.”“Sincerely?”“…Yes. I’m sorry I went too far. You’re all my friends. Even if you’re evil little prank gremlins.”They let him out.
He didn’t eat anyone.
That day.
To be continued…